Divavention
Dec. 15th, 2011 11:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's late. Later than Rachel usually stays up, but sleep is being elusive. She thinks about calling Noah but she knows he's babysitting his little sister since his Mom works doubles on Thursday nights. Besides, she's dumped enough on him for the day.
So it's late. And Rachel's laying in bed, staring up at the glow in the dark star stickers above her bed, wishing sleep would come.
So it's late. And Rachel's laying in bed, staring up at the glow in the dark star stickers above her bed, wishing sleep would come.
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Date: 2011-12-17 04:18 am (UTC)"You sound so surprised, Mr. Hummel." Rachel flops back, crossing her legs. "To be quite honest, I though Puckleberry was cute at first but now that people are using it like it's an actual word..."
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Date: 2011-12-18 12:14 am (UTC)"I am surprised. Though I don't know why, considering crude appears to be Santana's default setting." He sighs and examines his nails. "Pucklberry was never cute, though I do think it's more even than Klaine is. It gives you both the same importance."
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Date: 2011-12-18 12:21 am (UTC)"Oh, Santana's not that bad...well. She is, but not in a bad way." The insults haven't stopped now that she and Rachel have started a tentative friendship, but somehow they're not what Rachel would typically call offensive. "I suppose that's true. It sounds like some sort of Jelly Belly jellybean flavor..."
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Date: 2011-12-18 12:39 am (UTC)"She may not be as mean as she used to be, but she's still really inappropriate sometimes. And her penchant for tmi is particularly annoying. There's only so much detail of what Finn's like in bed I can take." He shudders. "It does, and do you really want to think about jellybeans everytime you're in bed with Puck? I'm not sure he'd appreciate that."
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Date: 2011-12-18 12:59 am (UTC)"I suppose that's true. Although it does serve to make me realize that I made the right decision." She laughs a little. "I promise, the word "Puckleberry" is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm in bed with Noah."
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Date: 2011-12-18 01:20 am (UTC)"Now that you and Finn are over, I think she only still does that to make me uncomfortable." He makes another face. There's also only so much he wants to hear about Puck's sex life. "Please tell me you two are using protection."
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Date: 2011-12-18 01:30 am (UTC)"You make funny faces when you're uncomfortable..." She gasps. "Kurt! Of course we use protection! I haven't completely lost my mind!"
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Date: 2011-12-18 02:23 am (UTC)"I do not! My faces stay normal no matter what creepy brother related tmi comes out of Santana's mouth!" He sighs with relief. "I had to make sure. You might be smart enough to use protection, but that doesn't mean he is."
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Date: 2011-12-18 02:40 am (UTC)"I'm sorry to say that's not true, my friend." She huffs. "That happened once, Kurt. And let's not forget that Quinn consented to sex without protection." She may be a little sick of everything being Noah's fault. No big deal. "We're always safe. So you can rest your perfectly coifed little head."
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Date: 2011-12-18 03:19 am (UTC)"It is true. I've never made a funny face in my life!" He sighs. "I'll start caring about what Quinn did or didn't do when she's the one you're having sex with. Until then, she's irrelevant." Kurt's mostly indifferent towards Puck and has been since the dumpster tossing ended. As long he doesn't hurt anyone he cares about, he doesn't have a problem with him. "Good. Then I won't have to lecture you on STDs."
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Date: 2011-12-18 03:33 am (UTC)"Okay, Kurt, okay." She laughs. "No, you won't. I took health class with you, remember? We're safe, he's a perfect gentleman, etc etc...can we keep this between us, though?"
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Date: 2011-12-18 04:18 am (UTC)He snorts. "I'm pretty sure I was the only one paying attention in health class that day, which is kind of sad, considering I'm probably the only one at that school that has actually gotten The Talk from a parent. Yes, okay, I won't tell anyone about this." Except Blaine, but even he won't be getting all the details.
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Date: 2011-12-18 04:25 am (UTC)"When have I ever not paid attention in class, Kurt Hummel? And for your information, my fathers gave me the talk." She replies indignantly. "Thank you. Its just that Noah and I haven't discussed publicity yet."