That's exactly why I came here. Are you surprised that I'm a perfectly functioning sexual being? [She raises one eyebrow, watching him as if his position on the floor is personally annoying, though it's kind of her fault.]

I don't see why it matters, Noah. I'm not asking for a relationship or any of those other things you seem allergic to. I want to have sex. That's it. [She doesn't elaborate, arms crossed.] There is no catch.