"Ew, Rachel, of course not currently. And if this has been going on for a month, then how do you figure you're not in a relationship?" Because it sure sounds like a relationship to him. And if it's not one, then well, maybe that should be fixed. No one gets to use his bff as a friend with benefits.

"I am surprised. Though I don't know why, considering crude appears to be Santana's default setting." He sighs and examines his nails. "Pucklberry was never cute, though I do think it's more even than Klaine is. It gives you both the same importance."